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It is funny how Western Kentucky University’s rapid growth cannot fix the elevators hat have left students hiking to their rooms after class or at night. Being a resident of Rodes Harlin hall, I have had to play Russian roulette with these fallible student transporters on numerous occasions. I would not complain if I go stuck on the elevator with say, Jennifer Connelly, but since I had an encounter with Homer Simpson, I MUST protest! I am begging who ever is in charge to please give me back some of my housing money, so I can pay for my future hospital bills. Or put some effort into fixing the elctronic boxes that eats our belovd student when he or she gets on, then regurgitates them when they have reached their desired floor…if they are lucky.

Jonathan B. Reedings

A non-stair climbing, nicotine craving freshman